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	These programs are among those in the Theme Scheme Archives but may not currently be in the rotation. Theme Scheme University and Grill offers How To Write A Song, a short course in songwriting covering such topics as Inspiration, Divine Inspiration, Historical Writing, Writing For The Radio, Music Publishing, Collaboration, Folk Songs, and The Power Of Songwriting. Guest lecturers include Cheryl Wheeler, Phil Ochs, Christine Lavin, Sheldon Harnick, and Paul Simon. (Job placement services available at extra charge.) Classroom examination of songs by Cheryl Wheeler Christine Lavin George Harrison Harry Nilsson John Gorka Lenny And The Squigtones Mark Levy Paul Simon Phil Ochs Shel Silverstein Sheldon Harnick Stephen Sondheim T-Bone Burnett The Middlemen Tom Lehrer   The emergence of rock and roll brought to an end a great era of American songwriting, but the standards written from around 1910 to 1960 remain with us. They've even had their effect on the rock music that took over the charts. Theme Scheme Radio has put together No Standards At All, a set of classic songs delivered by artists of the rock and roll era. Richard Rodgers, Cole Porter, Irving Berlin and the rest never sounded like this before. Features recordings by Bill Haley And His Comets Carl Mann Cathy Chamberlain Dion And The Belmonts Franki Valli & The Four Seasons Freddy Cannon George Harrison Gordon Grody Herman's Hermits Little Richard Mary Hopkin Mary Wells Paper Lace Phil Ochs Phranc Ricky Nelson T-Bone Burnett Taco The Beatles The Coasters The Drifters The Fools The Marcels The Platters The Ravens Theresa Brewer They Might Be Giants Trini Lopez   The heyday of the ukulele's popularity in the continental US was the 1920s and 1930s, but the instrument has always had practitioners and is even now enjoying a huge revival, sparked by the founding of the Ukulele Hall of Fame in Massachusetts. Uke Can't Be Serious presents a collection of ukulele numbers, starting with some of the great uke artists of that early period, but also covering the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s. Includes songs by Annette Hanshaw Art Fowler Beatrice Kay Cliff Edwards ("Ukelele Ike") Eddie Cantor Frank Crummit George Formby George Segal (With Harry Nilsson And Theresa Brewer) Queen R. Crumb And His Cheap Suit Serenaders Roy Smeck The Sandwich Isle Band Tiny Tim Tony Orlando And Dawn Uncle Larry   Leave Me Alone features some of the most unusual and unknown classical compositions: those that feature one unaccompanied melody instrument. Theme Scheme Radio here presents some of the few standard works in the genre, including some violin caprices by Paganini and Bach's solo flute suite, as well as some unusual pieces for instruments rarely heard solo, such as cello, clarinet, bassoon, and even contrabassoon. Includes works by Antoine Tisne Erwin Schulhoff Johann Sebastian Bach Miklos Rosza Niccolo Paganini Zoltan Kodaly   Stephen Sondheim is the dean of Broadway songwriters today. He's been adopted by the cabaret scene and some of his songs have become commonplace in concerts and on records. "Send In The Clowns," "Losing My Mind," "I'm Still Here," and "No One Is Alone," are among the sharp, sophisticated Sondheim songs beloved by solo singers in the spotlight. But Sondheim has always been primarily a theatrical songwriter, and his richest and deepest work is for ensembles. The Many Voices Of Stepehen Sondheim is Theme Scheme Radio's program of these songs, a collection of Sondheim's stage work for 2, 3, 4, 5, and more singers, taken from the cast albums of all his major shows. In music both polyphonic and homophonic, Sondheim juxtaposes the worlds of emotions of his varied characters, creating the most theatrical music ever written. Includes songs from the shows A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum A Little Night Music Anyone Can Whistle Assassins Company Follies Into The Woods Marry Me A Little Merrily We Roll Along Pacific Overtures Passion Sweeney Todd   In Comparin' At The Crossroads, Mike Ricca plays several compositions by Robert Johnson and continues comparin’ them with remakes by some of the many musical performers who admire the musical legacy of the man known as The King Of The Delta Blues Singers. Includes works by Cream Delaney & Bonnie & Friends Derek And The Dominos Free John Mayall Peter Green Robert Johnson The Allman Brothers Band   The Songs Of Leiber and Stoller, Program 1 is the first in a series of shows reveling in the work of these Hall of Fame songwriters. Starting in 1951, they began selling songs to black blues artists and in 1956, when Elvis Presley recorded their song Hound Dog, which had already been an R&B hit, they broke through to white audiences and changed the face of popular music. Eventually, they created the Coasters, rock and roll's funniest group, and were major players in the girl group sound of the early 60s as well. Program One of the series offers songs from their 1951-1952 beginning. Includes works by Amos Milburn Bobby Nunn With The Robbins Bull Moose Jackson Charles Brown Floyd Dixon Jimmy Witherspoon Johnny Otis Little Esther Little Willie Littlefield Preston Love Roy Hawkins   Lately our Associate Cowboy Matt Sachse (pronounced "Sax") has been asking "What the heck is this lukewarm pablum they're playing on country radio?" It seems that the wattage-that-be has decided there are songs that are too country for the airwaves! Well, Cowboy Matt is saddlin' up his high horse and settin' out on a one-man crusade to bring the American Sound back to its ever-lovin' roots. He's taken the time from his heavy schedule of drinkin', fightin', and screwin' (around) to program Too Country For The Radio, a bracing shot-with-chaser of the country, countrier, countriest music around. From the old-time sound of George Jones and Merle Haggard to the new old-time sound of The Soggy Bottom Boys and Jamie O'Neal, this is one rousing run of shit-kickin' rhythms and plaintive moaning wrapped around the best my-dog-is-dead-and-my-girl-don't-look-so-good-either lyrics. Features songs by Alabama BR5-49 Darryl Worley David Ball Doug Supernaw Gary Allen George Jones George Strait Hank Williams Jr. Jamie O'Neal John Michael Montgomery Johnny LeAnn Womack Mark Chesnutt Mark Collie Merle Haggard Patty Loveless Rankins Sawyer Brown Steve Earle Tammy Wynette Tennessee Ernie Ford The Rolling Stones The Soggy Bottom Boys Tracy Byrd   It was great. It was powerful. It was visceral. And in a flash it was gone. At the time we didn’t realize that 1979 was the end of an era. There were all these new artists, great sounds, and independent record companies, led by the ultimate indie, those wild purveyors of Pure Pop For Now People, Stiff Records. We thought the parade of four-eyed geeks with skinny ties singing of sexual frustration would never end. And then it happened. The suits discovered that FM radio, the haven for small stations playing independent records, had advanced technologically and could now beam top 40 programming to mass audiences. WABC in New York became all talk in 1980, and before we knew it the alternative stations were gone. It wasn’t long before the independent record labels they supported fell, too. And most of the artists, except those few that broke through to AM audiences, like Elvis Costello, Sting, and The Cars, were soon gone as well.   This Ain't No Disco: Power Pop 1979 brings back that glorious year, and its unique mix of serious political statement (remember Life During Wartime?) with giddy silliness (remember Rock Lobster?). Features songs by Blondie Dave Edmunds David Kubinek Elvis Costello Gary Numan Graham Parker Ian Dury And The Blockheads Ian Gomm Joe Jackson Lene Lovich Madness Nick Lowe Plastic Bertrand Squeeze Talking Heads The B-52s The Brains The Clash The Fools The Police The Pretenders The Ramones The Records The Specials The Tourists The Vapors   There are no official statistics on the number of cover versions of different songs, but it's believed that the Beatles' Yesterday is the most covered song in recorded history. Yesterday Forever presents a bunch of these covers--twenty--and though that can hardly even suggest the scads of versions released, it does show some of the variety of genres that have been unable to avoid this pop standard, including R&B, jazz, semiclassical, and novelties. We don't want to spoil the fun by listing all the versions ahead of time, so we'll mention just these few: The Beatles Frank Sinatra Jan And Dean The Seekers Ray Charles Marvin Gaye Dave Grusin Jack Crossman 12 Cellists of the Berlin Philharmonic The Pacifists   We don't avoid the classics at Theme Scheme Radio. In an effort to class up the joint, we present A Brief History Of Classical Music, and we do mean brief. No movement in this little chronology of miniatures is more than 2 minutes long. And yet, the program features pieces from all the major eras of music: medieval, baroque, classical, romantic, and modern. Includes pieces by Bach Beethoven Chopin Copland Daquin Eccard Elgar Graves Gregora Handel Mozart Nazareth Palmgren Rossi Satie Scarlatti Strauss Torelli Villa-Lobos Vivaldi Weber   In The Creative Process, Mike Ricca plays a demo or alternative version of a song. He then plays the released commercial recording version of the same tune. Comparison of both compostions can "highlight" slight or vast changes from the initial idea. Includes songs by Stephen Stills Buffalo Springfield The Allman Brothers Band Derek And The Dominos Free The Jimi Hendrix Experience Poco     The British Invasion came to the US in 1964 and the best of these bands rapidly matured, developing their own distinctive sounds and their own distinctive songwriting. But all these bands got their start covering American rock and roll or blues hits. American Roots Of The British Invasion presents this early phase of several British acts of the 60s, usually from their earliest recordings. Features songs of Chuck Berry, John Lee Hooker, Maurice Williams, Leiber and Stoller, and others being performed by Billy J. Kramer And The Dakotas Gerry And The Pacemakers Herman's Hermits Peter And Gordon The Animals The Beatles The Dave Clark Five The Hollies The Kinks The Rolling Stones The Searchers The Spencer Davis Group The Who The Yardbirds   The Beatles wrote most of the songs they recorded, but on their 11 official UK albums they also covered two dozens songs written by others, most of which were rock songs of the few years between when the Beatles started playing and when they hit it big. In Songs The Beatles Covered we hear the original versions of all 24. Get out your Beatle records and compare the covers to the versions by Arthur Alexander Barrett Strong Buck Owens Buddy Holly Carl Perkins Chuck Berry Dr. Feelgood & The Interns Larry Williams Lenny Welch Little Richard Peggy Lee The Cookies The Donays The Isley Brothers The Marvelettes The Miracles The Shirelles Pundits may debate the value of lyrics in rock music, but Theme Scheme Radio would like to make the case that the true poetry of rock comprise the rhythmic syllables that juiced along rocks earliest hits and are still used by today's neoclassicists. Can you rearrange the following list to recreate the 30 titles in The Poetry Of Rock?   A A Ba Bam Bama Be Be Be Bing Bip Bo Bo Bong Bop Bop Da Daddle Dang Dang Di Diddle Diddley Diddy Diddy Dilly Ding Ding Do Do Do Do Dong Dong Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Dooby Dooby Dooby Doodle Doom Ee Hum Ka Ka La La Lama Lama Lama Loo Lula Moke Mow Mow Ob Ob Oke Oo Ooby Ooh Oom Pah Papa Pee Pie Poo Pop Push Rama Ring Sae She She Shimmie Shoo Shoo Shtang Shting Ska Ta Ta Wacka Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wang Wayo Wayo Ya Ya Features songs by Andy Fairweather Low Big Joe Turner Big Maybelle Etta James Fats Domino Gene Vincent George Harrison Lee Dorsey Little Richard Louis Jordan Love Sculpture Mannfred Mann Nick Lowe Peter Wolf Ritchie Valens Robert Plant Roger Miller Roy Orbison The Beatles The Cars The Drifters The Edsels The G-Clefs The Moonlighters The Rivingtons The Silhouettes In Program 2 of The Songs Of Leiber And Stoller, we play songs from the year 1953, one of the most important in their career. In 1953, they produced their first record, the instant classic Hound Dog, and began getting their songs released on major labels. They also began branching out stylistically, though they still concentrated on their blues base. Features recordings by Big John Greer Big Mama Thornton Frances Faye Jimmy Witherspoon Linda Hopkins Little Esther Little Esther And Bobby Nunn Little Esther And Little Willie Mabel Scott Milt Trenier Milt Trenier And His Solid Six The Robins The Treniers   Theme Scheme Radio has been accused of being eclectic and obscure (not to mention things we've been accused of that we, um, won't mention). We beg to differ (we just love to differ), and to prove that we have catholic tastes, present the program Catholic Tastes, a more-or-less reverent look at Catholic and Catholic-inspired music of many kinds. We've got music of the Catholic Church, Catholic hymns, songs by Catholic singers, songs about Catholics, Catholic comedians, and a few Catholic surprises. The show features tracks by Billy Joel Bruce Springsteen Catholic Girls Celine Dion Dexter Freebish Do Black Patent Leather Shoes really Reflect Up? Cast Elton John Forbidden Broadway Cast Frank Black And The Catholics George Carlin Harry Secombe Irish Philharmonic Jim Carroll Band Johann Sebastian Bach Kane Davis Kermit Schaefer Kid Creole And The Coconuts Madonna Magdalena Cast Mike Warnke Nunsense Cast Pete Nelson Pope John Paul II Randy Newman Rickie Lee Jones Ron Carey Sound Of Music Cast The Beatles The Microscopic Septet The Flying Nun Soundtrack The Singing Nun Tom Lehrer       During the reign of the 45 rpm record, everyone had dozens, if not hundreds, of flip sides that rarely if ever came in contact with a diamond needle. Some were gems, some were junk, but everyone had 'em. In the 1950s, many B sides were songs from the same recording sessions that were felt to have less commercial appeal. Later, many were lesser tracks from the same album, and still others were non-album B sides tossed in to get people to buy the single even if they had the album. In B Sides Of No. 1 Hits, Theme Scheme Radio presents the B sides to 26 hits that topped the Billboard charts, including at least one from each of the years 1955 to 1974. Includes songs by Barry McGuire Bill Haley And The Comets Bobby Picket Drifters Elton John Elvis Presley Eric Clapton Gene Chandler George Harrison Hollywood Argyles J. Fred And The Playboy Band Jan And Dean Janis Joplin Looking Glass Peter Paul And Mary The Beatles The Coasters The Crickets The Doors The Essex The Marcels The Monkees The Partridge Family The Platters The Rolling Stones What do you want out of life? Money? Fame? Power? A hippopotamus for Christmas? Now you can compare your desires with those of famous musicians by listening to What I Want, a program of songs that start with the loaded phrase ‘I Want’. From the basic philosophy of 'I Want To Be Free' to the simple practicality of 'I Want My Shirt,' from the all-encompassing 'I Want Every Bit Of It' to the isolationism of 'I Want To Go Home,' from the cultural 'I Want To Sing In Opera' to the sportsminded 'I Want To Row On The Crew,' here are more than 30 entries on the great musical Want List of life. And we even throw in I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas. Features songs by Bessie Smith Bob Dylan Bruce Kimmel Cheap Trick Christine Lavin Cole Porter Color Me Bad Elvis Presley Eric Clapton Fats Domino Frankie Lymon And The Teenagers Gayla Peevey George Harrison Hank Williams Helen Kane Helloween Jackson 5 Jefferson Starship Kiss Louis Jordan Marvin Gaye Pete Townsend Scott Joplin The Fugs The Holly Twins The Marx Brothers The Mint Juleps The Strangeloves Vincent Youmans Wilkie Bard     Nobody Takes the Polka Seriously. Certainly not us here at Theme Scheme Radio, anyway. So, while we could have presented a show detailing the history of this lively and emotional slavic dance music, we concentrated on the novelty polkas--joke polkas ranging from the smutty to the ridiculous. OK, that isn't actually much of a range. But it does give you the opportunity to see if you can laugh and dance at the same time. Features performances by Arthur Godfrey Chad Mitchell Trio Eddy J Fans Frank Yankovic Henry Mancini And James Galway King Uszniewicz And His Usznewicztones Larry Chesky Marci Boyd Mickey Katz PDQ Bach Red Peters Roy Clark Spike Jones The Toons Those Darn! Accordions Weird Al Yankovic   You know the titles--Love Me Do, P.S. I Love You, She's A Woman, I'll Follow The Sun, All Together Now, Lady Madonna. Some of the greatest songs ever, right? Classic 60s, right? The Beatles, right? Nope, It's Not The Beatles, But An Incredible Irritation! The fact is that you can't copyright a title, and there are plenty of songs out there that have used the same titles as Beatles songs, not to mention that the Beatles themselves copped a couple of titles from songs that predated them, such as the Johnny Mercer standard P.S. I Love You. So Theme Scheme Radio has been able to collect 19 songs that AREN'T the Beatles, or even covers of their songs, although you wouldn't know it from the titles. Features performances by   Badfinger Bert Jansch Billie Holiday Del Shannon And Jeff Lynne Englebert Humperdinck Hardcore Superstar Intermission John Hiatt K.T. Oslin Little Charlie And The Nightcats Love Psychedelico Mr. President Oingo Boingo Sammy Davis J. Sarah Connor The Belmonts The Buzzcocks The Cult Wanda Jackson     I’m sorry. I’m really, really sorry. When I programmed that “Un-Valentine’s Day show” with all those terribly mean songs, I was angry and hurt. But I didn’t mean it. I don’t really think you’re like The Man Who Murdered Love. You weren’t really breaking my heart—although you will now if you don’t take me back. You don’t have to Gimme My Money Back—and you can even keep my black T shirt. I’m really sorry I told you to Get Out of this House. I hope you found a place to stay. Let’s start over. I programmed a set of beautiful love songs, just to show you how I really feel about you. Great stuff, I promise. All your favorites—Alison Kraus, Cyndi Lauper, Diana Krall, Dinah Washington, Dionne Warwick, Dusty Springfield, Etta Jones, Everything But The Girl, Jane Sibbery, Jennifer Warnes, k.d. Lang, Kenny Rankin, Madelein Peyroux, Nilsson, Norah Jones, Patty Griffin, Sergio Mendes, Sinead O’Connor, Sixpence None the Richer, Steve Ward, Swan Dive, Tracey Ullman. Real, true love songs. I’ll never listen to another hateful, negative song again. I promise.   Love,   Jim           Face it, you hate Valentine's Day. It's the second most depressing holiday of the year, right after the worthless New Year's Eve. Think everyone has forgotten that time in second grade when you sent out 27 Valentine's Day cards and only got one back, from that weird girl in the second row with the one eyebrow? Well, think again, buddy--everyone remembers that day. In salute to the miserable nature of this miserable holiday, we present Be My Un-Valentine, a collection of adult pop songs about love lost, love gone wrong, love getting it's stupid butt kicked, and, yes, love getting horribly killed. We hope it makes you feel better. Features recordings by Ben Folds Five Charlie Rich Fountains of Wayne Ivy Jill Sobule Jim Lauderdale Kirsty MacColl Magnetic Fields Marshall Crenshaw Matthew Sweet Meryn Cadell Nilsson Peter Holsapple and Chris Stamey Richard Shindell Richard Thompson Shawn Colvin The dB's XTC   “To be, or not to be,” mused the melancholy Dane, but owing to some unfortunate transmission errors, the message reached the Theme Scheme Offices 400 years later as “Tuba or not tuba?” By the time the mistake was pointed out (and boy were we chagrined), we had already affirmed our fondness for the resonant latecomer to the brass family of musical instruments by assembling Deep Tuba, a program pluming the depths not only of the tuba’s range but of its repertoire as well. It features not only the typical marching band piffles that remain the boon and/or bane of almost all tuba players, but all sorts of music on which you never knew the tuba could oomph its way to the forefront: symphonies, tangos, rock, polkas, ragtime, country, and, as usual, a few surprises. Features performances by Blood Sweat And Tears Brass Band Aegon Verzekeringen Canadian Brass Disney Tuba Quartet Drums And Tuba Freddie And The Dreamers Gene Pokorny Gerhard Meinl's Tuba Sextet Happy Louie Heavy Tuba Jack Parnell Martin Mull Roger Bobo Sam Pilafian The Big Red Pep Band The Bonzo Dog Band The Melton Tuba Quartet The University Of Colorado Golden Buffalo Marching Band The Vandals Tuba 4s Tubas From Hell Williams Fairey Engineering Band Yorkshire Jazz Band Zorro Gris     Ah, Brazil! Land of beautiful beaches, Carnaval, thong bathing suits on people who actually look good in thong bathing suits, leftist presidents, grinding poverty, horrendous pollution, and some of the most infectious, pulse-pounding music you'll ever hear. In Brazil and Beyond, we take a look at the grinding poverty and horrendous pollution. No! Wait a minute! On second thought, we'll have an earful of music from three Brazilian genres (samba, bossa nova, and tropicalia), and listen to some of the top artists from the country, including Antonio Carlos Jobim, Gilberto Gil, Joao Gilberto, and Gal Costa. Thrown into the mix are a few American covers of Brazilian classics, by jazz and pop luminaries such as Ella Fitzgerald, Art Garfunkel, and Kenny Rankin. The two ringers here are Sergio Mendes' take on a Lennon & McCartney song, and a new tune with a bossa nova groove by Nashville pop-hipsters Swan Dive. So slip on your best thong, mix up a pitcher of caipirinhas, and enjoy. Features recordings by Antonio Carlos Jobim Art Garfunkel Astrud Gilberto Baden Powel Bebeto Caetano Veloso Dizzy Gillespie Elis & Tom Elis Regina Ella Fitzgerald Gal Costa Gilberto Gil Joao Gilberto Jorge Ben Kenny Rankin Leila Pinheiro Luiz Bonfa Maria Bethania Nara Leao Roberto Menescal Sergio Mendes & Brazil ‘66 Stan Getz Swan Dive   Need a few laughs? Have we got a program for you! Just For Laughs, Theme Scheme Radio is presenting our favorite recordings that feature laughing. Some are musical imitations of laughter, some have laughing interjected into songs, and some are just outbreaks of hysterics that happened to occur when a microphone was on. And that doesn't even include the novelty records. So tune in if you want a good laugh. And if you're too lazy to laugh, don't worry. The following performers will do it for you: Barbara Cook Bob Dylan Cedric Adams Charles Penrose Charlotte Church (Not her; there’s another one) Eddie Cantor Elvis Presley Huey "Piano" Smith Jim Backus And Friends MAD Magazine Norman Wisdom & Joyce Grenfell Spike Jones The Beatles The Big Bopper The Gardenias The Spaniels The Velours   Occasionally, Theme Scheme Radio turns its attention to the deep philosophical questions: If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, does it make a noise? Is the categorical imperative demonstrable without reference to omnipotence? Does Rock And Roll sound better live or on record? It's that last one that this second edition of In Studio/On Stage addresses, and we concentrate on the formative years, the 1950s. Live releases were uncommon in that era, but some recordings have survived and eventually been issued. How do the live performances compare to the studio releases? Did the records offer a chance to improve, if not define, the new sounds, or did they get in the way of the true spirit of the music? Find out by listening to live and studio versions of songs by 16 artists of the 50s, including Bill Haley And His Comets Buddy Holly And The Crickets Carl Perkins Chuck Berry Clyde McPhatter Elvis Presley Fats Domino Frankie Lymon And The Teenagers Gene Vincent And His Blue Caps Jerry Lee Lewis Johnny Burnette's Rock And Roll Trio Little Richard Ritchie Valens Sam Cooke The Drifters The Penguins   In Program 3 of The Songs Of Leiber And Stoller, we cover 1954, the year Leiber and Stoller created Spark Records. It was also the year pop began to dominate their style, and the year they created two of the most influential R&B records ever: Smokey Joe's Cafe and Riot In Cell Block #9. Features recordings by Big Mama Thornton Gil Bernal Jimmy Witherspoon Jacki Fontaine Joe Liggens Linda Hopkins The Cheers The Robins The Honey Bears Willie And Ruth (aka Willy And Ruth)   Theme Scheme Radio has its Irish Up--courtesy of Matt Sachse, who has programmed a varied set of Irish music that covers traditional celtic folk, modern rock, and a number of styles in between. Features music by some of America's all-time favorite crooners and others: Alasdair Fraser Altan Bing Crosby Dennis Day Enya Irish Men John Gary John McCromack John McDermott Relativity The Chieftains The Cranberries The Dubliners The Irish Tenors The Pogues Thin Lizzy U2 Van Morrison   Admit it: you LIKE pop music. Now, if you’re a hormone-drenched teenaged moron, you’ve got no problem. Turn on MTV, turn off your mind, and libido all over yourself. But what if you happen to be a–-dare I say it-–thinking adult? (Gasp!) Our resident Popmeister Jim Donahue says there’s more to pop music than faking vocals and faking orgasms, and to prove it he’s programmed Pop 'Til You Drop, a set of modern pop music for discriminating tastes. Includes songs by Bill Lloyd Brad Jones Bubble Chris Von Sneidern Cinerama David Garza Dusty Trails Fountains Of Wayne Four O'Clock Balloon Jill Sobule Kyle Vincent Magnetic Fields Owsley Richard X. Heyman Semisonic Swan Dive The Hang Ups The Mayflies USA The Merrymakers Travis Wondermints World Party XTC Yo La Tengo   Hawkeye Pierce and Charles Emerson Winchester III from M*A*S*H....singing? How about Felix and Oscar from the Odd Couple? Or Dan Connor from Roseanne? It may not have happened on those shows, but the actors playing these characters, and many more stars of our favorite TV shows, all have musical theater skeletons singing in their closets. Theme Scheme Radio presents TV Stars On Broadway, a roundup of songs from Broadway cast albums that featured performers who later starred in such shows as Get Smart, Seinfeld, Murder She Wrote, Dallas, All In The Family, and others. Includes singing (more or less) by Alan Alda Angela Lansbury Bea Arthur Bert Convy Beth Howland David Ogden Stiers Dick Gautier Edward Platt Hal Linden Jack Klugman Jason Alexander Jean Stapleton Jerry Orbach John Goodman Kaye Ballard Larry Hagman Linda Lavin Nancy Walker Phil Silvers Rose Marie Shirley Booth Tom Bosley Tony Randall   The second installment of Theme Scheme’s Stories series, programmed by Jim Donahue, has more of a folk feel, thanks to Jim’s look at the famous Irish tune "She Moves Through The Fair." Included among the narratives are five versions of this beautiful ballad and the story comes across a little differently in each. Check out the subtleties of this sometimes-ghost story as well as the following unforgettable lines:   “A crash on the highway threw the car to a field. There were four persons killed and he was at the wheel.”   “And the dove flew down beside him, and a fork appeared right in his hand. And with everybody watching, the preacher ate that bird right there and then.”   “Anybody here see the knight pass this way? I saw him playing chess with Death yesterday.”   “But on the very last chord of 'A Day in the Life,' the Beatles are beamed into outer space by a waiting spaceship that takes them to a better place, a place where no one knows them, a place where reunions are not expected of anyone--not even the Buzzcocks.”   “He said, 'I read the Bible every day, trying to keep the demons at bay. Thank God when the sun goes down, I don't blow away.'”   “I've seen you at the corners and cafes, it seems. Red hair and black leather, my favorite color scheme.”   “Jane says she's gonna walk because she found I took the radio and hocked it. But Eddie, man, she don't understand that two grand is practically in my pocket.”   “Last night she came to me, my dead love came in. So softly she came that her feet made no din.”   “She told me back in '44 she slept with Eleanor. Sometimes she gets confused, but for all we know it's true.”   “So, confession? is that the reason that you came? Get it off my chest before I check out of the game? Since you mention it, there's 13 things I'll name--13 crosses high above the cold Missouri water.”   “Somewhere between Neverneverland and Wonderland, in a land called Neverwonderland, there lived a beautiful wealthy young divorcee with a checkered past and a bad memory, who should probably remain nameless.”   “That nice young preacher, Brother Taylor, dropped by today. Said he'd be pleased to have dinner on Sunday. Oh, by the way, he said he saw a girl that looked a lot like you up on Choctaw Ridge. And she and Billie Joe was throwing somethin' off the Tallahatchie Bridge.”   “The people were quite pleased that the outlaw had been seized, and on the whole it was a very good year for the undertaker.”   “This song is over!”  Our Associate Cowboy Matt Sachse (pronounced "Sax") is still asking "What the heck is this lukewarm pablum they're playing on country radio?" It seems that the wattage-that-be has decided there are songs that are too country for the airwaves! Well, Cowboy Matt is saddlin' up his high horse and settin' out on a one-man crusade to bring the American Sound back to its ever-lovin' roots. He's taken the time from his heavy schedule of drinkin', fightin', and screwin' (around) to program Too Country For The Radio, a bracing shot-with-chaser of the country, countrier, countriest music around. From the old-time sound of George Jones and Merle Haggard to the new old-time sound of The Soggy Bottom Boys and Jamie O'Neal, this is one rousing run of shit-kickin' rhythms and plaintive moaning wrapped around the best my-dog-is-dead-and-my-girl-don't-look-so-good-either lyrics. Program 2 is this series features songs by Brad Paisley Brooks & Dunn David Ball Dixie Chicks Dwight Yoakam Forester Sisters Garth Brooks George Strait Gillian Welch-Allison Krauss Hank Williams Highway 101 Irene Kelly Mark Knopfler & Chet Atkins Marty Robbins Merle Haggard Pam Tillis Radney Foster With Pat Green Randy Travis Sammy Kershaw & Lorrie Morgan The Tractors Tim McGraw Trick Pony   “Gather ‘round, friends, and I’ll tell you a tale…”. So sings Bob Dylan, at the start of North Country Blues, a heartbreaking story of a family in a dying mining town. It’s one of a dozen Stories told in this program of songs by some of the most distinctive writers in music. There are narratives ranging from comedy to tragedy (we love to range here at Theme Scheme Radio) and featuring the following irresistible lines:   “…he didn't love her 'cept at night, and then he's drunk and never even told her that he cared…"   “…the cardboard filled windows and old men on the benches tell you now that the whole town is empty.”   “After 10 long years they let him out of the home…”   “And he galloped into Market Street, his badge upon his chest. His name was Ernie and he drove the fastest milkcart in the west.”   “I got a vasectomy, 'cuz I had a coupon. And it seemed like a good Mother's Day present for my wife.”   “I'm gonna drop you off at the cattle auction on my way to the Debutante Ball”   “In the room dark and dim, a touch of skin, he asks her of her name. She answers with no shame and not a sense of sin…”   “Once in Persia reigned a king who, upon a signet ring, carved a maxim strange and wise…”   “The note said ‘Darling, I hate to tell you this way, but I've run off with your roommate. Signed, Your Fiancé’.”   "They introduced her to the actor, she did not catch his name. She slipped beneath the covers, to face him unashamed..."   “Victor Jara of Chile lived like a shooting star. He fought for the people of Chile with his songs and his guitar…”   “When I was 15 and a man of the world, I was madly in love with a Catholic girl…”         The musical Hair is the quintessential American 60s icon. Or rather, it would be if it had stuck to America and the 60s. But it became a world-wide cultural phenomenon, spawning productions and cast albums all over the world. In Hair Pieces, Theme Scheme Radio presents more than 20 of the songs from Hair, taken from a number of cast albums and also from the many pop cover versions of the standards from the show.   Original Broadway Cast London Cast French Cast Japanese Cast Israeli Cast Soundtrack Disinhairited Galt MacDermott Divine Hair The Cowsills Three Dog Night Lords Barbra Streisand 5th Dimension Strawberry Alarm Clock Nina Hagen   In the debut of the new series In Studio/On Stage, Mike Ricca plays the studio and live-concert recordings of a song by the same artist. This format is intended as a comparison of what can happen with and without technological effects, an audience, and the possibilities of "jamming." Features recordings by Free Jackson Browne Jimi Hendrix John Martyn King Crimson Mahavishnu Orchestra Derek And The Dominos Stevie Ray Vaughn   No radio station is complete without a countdown show, and Theme Scheme Radio sees no reason not to pander to such a successful tradition. Therefore, we proudly present Countdown. Of course, we don’t particularly worry about playing hit music here at Theme Scheme so we won’t count down chart positions. Instead, we’ll just count down numbers in song titles, starting with “22 Days” and “21 Days In Jail” and going as far as we can. Can you guess which ones we use? The artists include Best Little Whorehouse In Texas Original Cast Bob Seger And The Silver Bullet Band The Byrds Cabaret Original Cast Chuck Berry Elvis Costello Hank Williams Jr Joe Jackson Led Zeppelin Louis Jordan Magic Sam Matchbox Nilsson The Pajama Game Original Cast Pat MacDonald Pete Wingfield Roy Orbison Smashing Pumpkins Suzi Quatro The Coasters The Flying Burrito Brothers Three Dog Night Tiny Tim With Brave Combo If it wasn’t for the harmonica, would Civil War pictures and prison flicks be what they are? Certainly not, but don’t get the idea that plaintive, illiterate moaning is all the little marine band is good for. Indeed, the harmonica may be the most versatile instrument on earth. Aside from novelty tunes, it’s a fixture in folk and blues, and it turns up in rock, pop, country, jazz, classical, soundtracks, and even Broadway. In a program dedicated to the multigenre Harmonica, Theme Scheme presents tracks from all these categories, including pieces by Bach Big River Original Cast Bill 'Jazz' Gillum Bizet Blues Traveler Bob Dylan Bruce Springsteen Charlie McCoy Clifton Chenier Duo Onbekend Ennio Morricone Fila Brazillia George 'Harmonica' Smith Guion Harry Belafonte John Mayall John Sebastian John B. Sebastian Kyser, Kay Larry Adler Little Walter Lonnie Donegan Marc Johnson & Toots Thieleman Mark Hummel & Harmonica Patty Ricky Nelson & Dean Martin Ron Hacker And The Hacksaws Steve Forbert Stevie Wonder The Lovin' Spoonful The Yardbirds The Harmonicats The Chipmunks The Beatles Woody Guthrie   In Name That Flipside, Mike Ricca plays the album version of a song that was the "flip" side of a "hit" single. He then plays the album version of the hit single. Can you name the artist, the flip, and hit? Features songs by Free Cream Jefferson Airplane The Jimi Hendrix Experience Procol Harum Rod Stewart
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